The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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