scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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