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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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