worst night to have a conscience
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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