no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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