wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
did you just send me my own nude
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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