dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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