can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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