How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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