I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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