Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
