Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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