its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
