Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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