I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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