Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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