if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
