I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Operation Purity has been aborted
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
