Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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