They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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