so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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