her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
either way he was missing a nipple.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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