Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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