I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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