Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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