Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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