i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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