Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
NoShamevember. You game?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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