So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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