So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
time to smoke my breakfast
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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