I bet he comes in French.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
There's always time for handjobs
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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