I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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