is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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