the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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