Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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