the day after is always just damage control
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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