so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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