She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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