i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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