I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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