no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I want her autograph on my taint
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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