He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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