My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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