His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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