woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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