Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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