I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
try to milk me bitch
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