im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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