I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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