He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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