guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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