I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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