Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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