im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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