ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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