I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We were destined to go to rehab together
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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