Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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